The pleasuring of St Valentine’s Day

The pleasuring of St Valentine’s Day

February 14th is St Valentine’s Day, a day normally devoted in non-pandemic times to the enrichment of florists and restaurateurs, and generally associated with the pleasures of romance and love.

However, the North Wales Police Rural Crime Unit had matters of countryside damage on its mind that day, when it tweeted the following.

Tweet reads More unnecessary damage caused by illegal off roading, this time on Moel Unben in Denbighshire  Some people just simply dont care as long as they pleasure themselves   If you decide to take your car or motorcycle off road on a protected area you risk losing your beloved vehicle
Pleasure themselves? Surely not!

Take a close look at the second paragraph of the tweet and Mr/Ms Plod clearly meant something completely different.

The person in charge of the force Twitter account clearly spent yesterday in a state of confusion between love and lust. 😀

I do hope they got their vocabulary sorted out by the time they came off shift and headed home to spend time with their significant other.

Author: Steve Woods

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